Guys. Ladies. Gentlemen. I'm losing my mind.
Not the, snapping heads off or screaming like a banshee over flowers, kind of pre wedding losing my mind. It's more of the, remembering to feed the dogs in the morning but not myself and tossing a lidless cup full of water into my lunch bag, kind of losing my mind.
It's all true. It's only Wednesday and I have already:
*Fed documents into our scanner backwards and then struggled to find out why all of the images were showing up blank
*Tossed my lidless coffee cup full of water into my lunch sack only to realize what I did after it started to soak my skirt halfway down the stairs
*Had a dream about a giant snake attacking a dog I just met the other night and me, followed by a dream the next night about a giant black widow taking up shop in our bed.
*And lastly for now, the week is still young, I completely miscalculated my vacation time. Well, less miscalculated and more misunderstood the policy, potato patato right?
For everyone's sake at least I've remembered to shower and brush my teeth. You're welcome.
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